I have been on hiatus for a while and am trying to get back in the swing of things. Since I have been broken and have been at home for the past two weeks, nothing all that interesting is happening with me. Since I want to start blogging again, I figured the easiest way to do that was to play along with Ian at The Daily Dose of Reality with his Monday Minute.
1 - How much would you have to be paid to eat a human cadaver's finger?
$30,000. I figure that would pay off my medical bills, student loans and all other debt except for my mortgage. I would eat a human finger to be debt free.
2 - Describe the worst physical fight you've ever been in.
I haven't really been in any fights. I have punched people plenty of times, but I was mostly defending myself from guys who thought they could touch any part of me that they wanted. They weren't really fights.
3 - Name one song that if you never heard it ever again, you'd be thrilled.
Anything by Miley Cyrus. When did she leave Disney Radio and infiltrate my regular radio stations?
4 - Describe the "drunkest" situation you've ever been.
A few years ago Leland and I went to Rocklahoma, a four day 80's hair band festival. We saw White Lion, Dokken, Skid Row, Warrant and Twisted Sister just to name a few. Anyway, there is something about 80's metal that makes me want to drink. And drink and drink and drink. I remember being out in the parking lot doing beer bongs with total strangers who had just become my best friends. The next thing I knew I was waking up in the car on the way back to the hotel. Apparently I passed out in the parking lot next to the car...only after flashing for the Howard Stern film crew and signing a release form that allowed them to use the footage.
5 - What's your biggest regret?
Getting my first credit card.
There you have it folks. Now that I can move around the house without having someone shadow me, I will be blogging more frequently and will start reading blogs again. I have no plans to catch up with everything I missed, because frankly, that is most likely impossible. Hopefully I won't have too much trouble picking up where you all left off!