Thursday, September 10, 2009

Welcome Back To Me!

I'm finally back online!!!


It only took 6 days and nearly a hundred dollars but I'm back.

Consider yourself warned.

While I was at work on Friday, Leland called and said our computer was fucked.

"What do you mean by fucked?" I asked.

"Well, I was looking something up online and after I clicked on a link and ton of Spyware started attacking the computer and now I can't do anything," Leland said.

"Were you looking up porn?"

"No, honey. I was looking up guitar tablature."

"Are you sure?" I asked.

"Yes, honey. I swear," Leland said.

"Okay. I just didn't know you could get a virus from guitar tablature."

"Neither did I. It's funny because the first time I tried to download guitar tablature we get a virus but I've downloaded porn several times and nothing ever happens to the computer."

As I have said many times before, Leland is lucky I love him.

I will be stopping by to visit all of you very soon!


Dollface said...

How funny...viruses are tricky... you never know what is going to give them!!! Glad to see you back though, xxxooo


Welcome back =)

My hubs crashed his computer trying to download old school Nintendo games for me. I think porn is safer than we think.

Cathy said...

Yee Haw! Glad you're back! My husband once worked with a lady whose husband racked up $9000 worth of online porn. Apparently he didn't know he could get it for free.

Samantha said...

It's so scary how viruses can be hanging out pretty much anywhere online. Ugh! Glad to have you back, though!

Mandy said...

Did your computer get the swine flu? Those dirty, porn-infested pigs are everywhere.... ;-)

Sassy Chica said...

Welcome back...missed ya!

Sassy Chica

yellowdoggranny said...

hahah..i like him...
glad your back..

Intense Guy said...

Yay! You are back!

Now...about that odd dream you had about a monkey slipping on a banana peel... :)

I bet Leland will keep his toes wrapped around the power cord ready to yank it from now on while downloading, what did he call it, guitar tableture, from now on...

*checks Cathy's comment... you can get it for free?! Oh wow...*

Housewife Savant said...

My puter crashed whilst I searched bulletin board ideas for church.
I shoulda looked at porn sites.

What's guitar tablature?
Normally I Google stuff that's new & unfamiliar, but now I'm skeered.

Little Ms Blogger said...

I love how the guitar site is to blame and not the porn that he was able to download in between.

Stephanie Faris said...

Hahaha, well ya gotta admire his honesty. I work in tech support and porn is blocked, and they still get spyware. They get it from shopping sites, Facebook apps...even MySpace. Honestly, some of the worst sites are sites you wouldn't suspect.

I've blogged about men and porn many times...and it's pretty much always the same. Most women comment that happily married men shouldn't look at porn if they're happy and happily married men comment that ALL men do it and it has nothing to do with their wives. They just like to do that sometimes.

Carma Sez said...

If you got it fixed for less than $100 I'd say that's pretty darn good. But, what are you gonna do with the honest to a fault Leland? You may need to block all those vicious guitar sites..

Hit 40 said...

My boys play guitar...

I am scared now!!! I will be careful what guitar sites that they go to.

Duchess of Tea said...

Darling, have a lovely weekend.

Love, Hugs & Tea
Duchess ♥♥♥

Mandy said...

I tagged you in a twenty questions game. I know, I know - I normally hate these things too but I was feeling cozy this a.m. Should you decide to play along, here is the link to the game:

Anonymous said... least he's honest! gotta love that. glad ur back!

Organic Meatbag said...

well you know, the best notes to play on a guitar are: B-O-O-B-S...hahahaha!