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This has been a very long week. My vagina is still irritated and slightly infected so there has been no nookie going on in my life right now. Before this challenge started, going a week without sex would have been fine with me. But now things have changed.
I have turned into a guy.
Now that I am not having sex, all I think about is SEX.
Now that I am not having sex, I am soooooo incredibly moody.
Now that I am not having sex, I literally pout ALL THE TIME.
I am not a fun person right now. My friends are tired of listening to me complain. At first I am sure some of them were glad we had to take another forced break because then they didn't have to listen to me tell them all of our sex stories, but by now I am sure they want me to start getting some again so I can stop whining about needing to get off.
And since I am infected all over my vagina, masturbation isn't really an option either. So instead of having sex I just sit around an mope. Literally. Last night I couldn't think about anything other than having sex and it kept me from doing ANYTHING. I sat on the couch all night just feeling sorry for myself and infected lady parts.
Have you noticed the ticker has moved up only ONCE since I posted about the vag issues? I am so mopey that I don't even want to give blowies. The ticker moved faster when I had my broken pelvis. What the hell is wrong with me? All of the roadblocks are starting to bring me down.
I can't let that happen. There is no more time to spare.
I need to pick myself up, brush myself off and get back on that horse.
Or I might start acting crazy like walking in circles and talking to myself. I might even develop a weird twitch.
Um yeah... You've turned into a guy... :)
Snap out of it! You are my inspiration to being a great wife. Just remember, its like any sports injury. Its better to take a break and let yourself heal than continue to perpetuate the cycle of infectedness. You'll be back at it in no time, but in the mean time, get back to the blowies!
Don't be so hard on yourself. You need to heal and then you can jump right back on the horse. Stop dwelling about not having sex and find something else that you can do together. I know it is hard, but it is worth a try!
Oh no! not the horror of walking in circles and talking to yourself or developing a weird twitch!!
Underdog? Where are you!??! Even Mighy Mouse would do...
Ack, a guy with an infected vagina. I'm gonna pour battery acid in my eyes to get that image out of my head.
Hugs... hope you get rid of the ick soonest!!
I hope your vag heals up real soon. You'll be humping like bunnies again in no time.
You should listen to Taylor-Made Wife. She sounds smart.
You are not a guy yet. A guy would go jack-off when the cooter isn't available.
I would totally be walking around in circles and talking to myself!
I've got nothing. But, if you're truly dedicated to the mission you better at least start getting your blow on!!
Having lady parts is a full time job. That's what men don't get. Because our business is all up in there, it's much more prone to infection from too much boning or drying up from not enough boning.
Man bits are all on the outside. There's no mystery there.
I'm convinced this is why a lot of single women in their 20s and 30s start labeling themselves as "bi-curious."
Don't think I haven't thought about it.
I hope you are soon able to take a ride on a disco stick!
It will all be better soon.
Until then...work on the blowsies...it might make you feel better.
And, if it won't frustrate you too much...let him play up top.
All I can say is I hope the healing is quick for you!
how is Leland coping????
As with all things this too shall pass.
Oh, so sorry:o( Can be tough...Chocolate just doesn't do it for days like that does it??
LOL...Lady Bloggers sent me...
PS..I'm your newest follower!!
Sorry girl. Hope you get your gina fixed soon!
Hope you feel better so you can "Get back on that horse"
I was actually surprised to see that your ticker moved once...
And yeah...it's like you've grown a penis! LOL
You got over the injury hump one time, you can do it again! ('Hump' and 'do it' in the same sentence, that took mad skill!) Hope the meds work quickly and you let yourself heal and feel better VERY soon!
I think it's all something we convince ourselves. I know if I really focus on sex, I feel completely different...like I HAVE to have it. What is it they say? Sex is like air...you don't really think about it until you aren't getting any!
Would it be weird for me to send your vag a "get well soon card"?
Gay? You're more like a guy, thinking about sex all the time.
There has to be a app for that.
You know a guy would make one if it were him right?
sorry i have fallen off the face of the planet! sounds like you're not having the most pleasant of times :( i totally know what you mean about when you're forced not to have sex, it's all you can think about. it totally sucks. get better soon! and we MUST hang out soon!
I definitely think you are a guy!
I guess I'm like a guy too because it's all I ever think about....and no, I'm not having it.
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