Wednesday, June 30, 2010

It's Hump Day and You Know What That Means!


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Remember last week when I told you all I was turning into a guy? Well, let’s not forget that my partner in life and in the sack is a guy. Which means he is never having enough sex. Leland is getting more nookie than any other man I know and he will still complain that he isn’t getting enough.

Not only has this project turned me into a sex craving monster, this project as turned Leland into a beast. AN ACTUAL BEAST. He has started snarling and growling at me in bed, and when we aren’t having sex he’ll snarl and growl at me to let me know he wants some. Sometimes he’ll even howl.

I thought for sure that this project would satisfy him, but apparently that isn’t the case. Instead of wanting it less, or being happy with what he is getting, he simply wants it MORE. Much, much more. Remember all of those random boners I told you that Leland gets? Well, they did subside when I had my injury, but that was only because Leland was too worried about me to think about sex. Now that I am better, the random boners are back with a vengeance. I simply cannot keep up. His inner beast has completely taken over.

At least Leland is a beast-man. Being a beast-man is infinitely cooler than just being a beast.

Now if only I could get him to let out a big scary growl and rip his shirt off before pouncing on me….that would be a hot way to start a romp in the hay.

32 comments:

MommyLovesStilettos said...

HAHA!!!

The Random Blogette said...

I love it! That is hilarious! The more vocal the better!

SurferWife said...

He had saved up some boners while you were hurt. I'm nervous just thinking about it.

MiMi said...

Is THAT what that howling was I heard the other day?

Gucci Mama said...

Awesome. That rocks.

Intense Guy said...

I think Leland could give me some tips... I mean, I get this ouchie raw feeling "down there" just thinking about all the sex you are counting up.

Hey, when is the "700 sex dead line" date?

Tracy said...

for some creepy and unknown reason, vision of Disney's "Beauty and the Beast" come to my mind when reading this!

Kim said...

LOL! When this is all over Leland is going to have to go to sex rehab! He'll be a full fledged addict!

Shell said...

LMAO!!!!

Heidi Walker said...

You are a lucky woman :-)

My ex told me I liked sex too much. Can we guess why he is an ex?

My new love (been toget a few years) can't get enough and gets the random boners too.

I love it. Of course a break never hurts anyone. Brings back the passion like a howling wolf ;-)

carma said...

...assuming it is not an expensive designer shirt - I can picture Leland going to the mall to shop at Ralph Lauren for one ;-)

Sara said...

I've heard of overactive nerves and hyperactivity but I have never heard of a super-charged penis.

And now, I've put more thought into your husband's junk than I have into any other man's flinger.

jbvadeboncoeur.info said...

After an Oprah show talking about the benefits of sex especially for men's health, I started initiating sex more often. I knew it was time to back off when he started backing off and avoiding me.

I just wanted to be sure he lives longer; he's a keeper.

~*~Eneida~*~ said...

LOL...GO BEAST-MAN...you are too funny, at least you tell it like it is, cuz let's face it the way you say it REALLY IS LIKE IT IS:o)!!

The Only Girl said...

Again - I'm at a loss of what to say . . . you seem to do that to me every Wednesday! ha ha

Stacie's Madness said...

i love hearing MR.F's throaty growl when we aren't in bed, like when I walk by or something.

it turns me on to know I turn him on.

Mary said...

I wanted you to know that your realness and full out honesty convinced me to start my own blog with my husband regarding our good, bad, and ugly times...we've been going through some rough spots, but your blog kinda made me realize that there's still a lot in life to laugh about!

We just had a baby recently, so I doubt we'll be able to do 700 a year, but we'll certainly try getting geared up for it!

hisandhermarriage.blogspot.com

Tracie said...

Enjoy it now while you're young and childfree. Now excuse me while I go sob for my lost youth and libido.

RN Mama said...

Yippee! My hump day post!! Thank God I have this to get me through the week:)

I love that the random boners are back, I was a little sad thinking they might be gone. Is he still occassionally whacking it at work?

blueviolet said...

It has to feel great to know how much you turn him on all the time!

Vodka Logic said...

I've said it before I want a young husband......

Vodka Logic said...

...or at least a young boyfriend, just don't tell my husband. ;)

Mandy's Life After 30 said...

Men, they're never satisfied!

Why can't they enjoy a slice of chocolate cake and just watch a good chick flick/comedy like us gals do??

Dollface said...

this is so funny. I want a little growl in my life :) xxxooo

Cara Smith said...

Give an inch, they want a mile...

Now you've got me all bothered thinking about growling husbands and I have a 10 hour work day ahead of me...I really hope I can get something done today.

McVal said...

LOL! You're going to have to spend a fortune on shirts for the man if that starts!
You've spoiled the man!

Keeper of the Skies Wife said...

Laughing my ass off here!!!

Stephanie Faris said...

They say a man's sex drive decreases as he gets older...I don't know if that's the case in your marriage! Maybe it's a case of, "If you don't use it, you lose it." And since you guys have been using it a LOT, it never got lost?

aladdinsane12 said...

i feel like that'd be kinda hot! like having a wild animal in bed! grrr :)

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Frugal Vicki said...

Okay girl, really? REALLY? I could have told you give them an inch they will want a mile! It is that way for me. I don't want it, but then I get it, and I want want it all the time. Just the way it goes!