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This has been a very long week. My vagina is still irritated and slightly infected so there has been no nookie going on in my life right now. Before this challenge started, going a week without sex would have been fine with me. But now things have changed.
I have turned into a guy.
Now that I am not having sex, all I think about is SEX.
Now that I am not having sex, I am soooooo incredibly moody.
Now that I am not having sex, I literally pout ALL THE TIME.
I am not a fun person right now. My friends are tired of listening to me complain. At first I am sure some of them were glad we had to take another forced break because then they didn't have to listen to me tell them all of our sex stories, but by now I am sure they want me to start getting some again so I can stop whining about needing to get off.
And since I am infected all over my vagina, masturbation isn't really an option either. So instead of having sex I just sit around an mope. Literally. Last night I couldn't think about anything other than having sex and it kept me from doing ANYTHING. I sat on the couch all night just feeling sorry for myself and infected lady parts.
Have you noticed the ticker has moved up only ONCE since I posted about the vag issues? I am so mopey that I don't even want to give blowies. The ticker moved faster when I had my broken pelvis. What the hell is wrong with me? All of the roadblocks are starting to bring me down.
I can't let that happen. There is no more time to spare.
I need to pick myself up, brush myself off and get back on that horse.
Or I might start acting crazy like walking in circles and talking to myself. I might even develop a weird twitch.