Wednesday, June 2, 2010

HDH - 15


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Last week Leland and I had a lot of really bad sex.

Let me back up.

Last week Leland and I were crazy busy. After working all day, we would come home and work til about 9 around the house. After that we would shower and go to bed. He still had energy to do whatever he wanted, but I was very sore every single night, so when I got into bed I just wanted to go to sleep. Seeing that I wasn't satifying Leland's needs, I decided it would be a good idea to put out. And since it had been days since we had done it, I figured it was about time we got back into the swing of things.

So instead of going to sleep after my shower, I laid on the bed naked, waiting for Leland to finish his shower. As soon as he saw me naked he knew exactly what was going to happen. The problem is we just couldn't figure out how to do it. My pelvis hurt too much to be on top. I was so sore that even spreading my legs was difficult. We tried to 69 but that wasn't working either. Missionary was out of the question because I was too sore to try and lift my pelvis up. So we fumbled around for a while, trying to make it happen. Eventually we realized it wasn't going to happen so I gave Leland a blowie and called it a night. Even giving a blowie was problematic.

When it was over, we laid next to each other, not saying anything. I knew he was thinking the same thing I was, which was I AM SICK AND TIRED OF HAVING BAD SEX! After laying in silence for quite a long time, Leland asked what I was thinking. So I told him. And then he agreed. We didn't have sex for five days after that.

Don't worry though, we had sex 8 times on Monday and every time was great.

30 comments:

Tracy said...

recovering from something like you had, takes time. not that it is any comfort to know that! hugs

jv726 said...

Holy crap! 8 times in one day! That is crazy...Thank goodness for the holiday huh?? :) Glad it was better on Monday!

Amy Lynn said...

8 times!?!?!?!? Ouch....

Frugal Vicki said...

I don't think we have ever had sex 8 times in one day. Ouch

MiMi said...

Dang! When I first got here I looked at your sex meter, like always, and saw that it jumped up a lot!

MiMi said...

Wait a second.
8 times?! I didn't even know that was possible.

The Only Girl said...

8 times in 1 day!?!? God help me if my husband ever reads this!

Intense Guy said...

Wow! You really had a memorable Monday!

Is Leland up and walking yet? :)

Perhaps its time to go to the bookstore (or browse the 'net) for sources of information on other "positions"...

Hmmm.. how's the condom supply holding up?

Sara said...

Okay, I don't know if this is weird or not, but I'm always totally fascinated whenever you write about your sex life.

I think it's because you write so frankly. Just makes me happy.

Eight times? I rejoice in the resilience of your vagina.

blueviolet said...

Well, 8 times in one day will make up for one bad romp. Gee howdy! ;)

carma said...

ha ha - love that zinger at the end - remarkable!

Leland Sage said...

The eight times on Monday was pretty awesome to say the least. I also did this after four days of partying. I'm a machine. Just call me the Lee-1000.

Christiejolu said...

I am glad you too made up for lost sex...LOL!

Mandy's Life After 30 said...

8 times in one day, really? You two need to make a sex video! Not that I want to see it but just to record your awesomeness...

I'm glad you're feeling better my friend!

RN Mama said...

Shut the front door! 8 times in one day?! Talk about making up for lost time! You're still not to 100 though, just sayin.

Tracie said...

8 times? Seriously? Is Leland 18 yrs. old or something???

Tracie said...

Was your cable out or something? No power?

Much More Than Mommy said...

EIGHT TIMES?!? Man. I want to send the kids away and try that.

Mrsblogalot said...

8 times huh?

Wow!

McVal said...

whoa... that's a 24 hour time frame, right?... Don't tell my husband.

Muse said...

I have a hard time trying to drink 8 glasses of water each day - my hats off to you!

The Random Blogette said...

Oh wow! 8 times on Monday! You are a machine girl! I think that definitely makes up for the bad sex. The hubs and I had bad sex the other night for the first time in years. I just wasn't into it and he was drunk so it kinda pissed me off, but I went for it anyways. We are always so busy so whenever we can fit it in we go for it. Looking forward to the 2 weeks this summer when the kids go out of town with their grandparents!

Aunt Juicebox said...

LOL Nice ending to the story.

Amy said...

Yeah, what Sara said;)

Holly said...

It must be a sign...I always seem to stop by when this post is up. With what you went through I am applauding you for even trying.

Together We Save said...

Gibe yourself time to recover!! You will get back to normal!

Mama Hen said...

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Have a great weekend!

Mama Hen
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LiLu said...

Haha! The ultimate quality over quantity :-)

Krista said...

LOL... sorry you've been hurting but I'm happy to hear that you guys made up for it. :oP

aladdinsane12 said...

8 times? is that even physically possible?? i think 5 was my limit. well that certainly makes up for ridiculously bad and awkward sex :) i'm sure you'll stop being sore soon so you can actually start having wild sex again!