Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Hump Day Hangover 8



If you want to know what this is about, go here.


I was supposed to have a guest blogger today but that ended up not happening. So now I am left completely unprepared for Hump Day Hangover.

Since I know you are all dying to know who left me high and dry today, and since I have no problems naming names and pointing, the answer is:

LELAND!


That’s right folks. My awesome and loving husband said he was going to write today’s installment, but instead decided to play Wii with some friends last night. Hopefully he kicked some serious ass at Wii bowling to make it worth it.

Since I have been blown off by my own husband, I have no idea what to write about.

I was thinking of writing about how I plan on making up for the 60 times we are behind (yes, 60), but in all honesty, I have no idea how we are going to do it (pun intended). Especially when Leland invites friends over on a weeknight to play Wii. I mean, that was prime time to be shagging.

I was thinking of writing about how hard this challenge is, but I don’t really feel like being whiney today. I would much rather stick with the mopey feeling I have now. Today I feel like I actually do have a Hump Day Hangover. Whenever I drink too much and have a hangover, the last thing I want to think about is alcohol. Right now, I really don’t want to think about sex.

I was thinking of writing about The New Joy of Sex book that I got as a gift, but again, that’s about sex and I just can’t do it right now. I am sure I will tell you all about it one day soon. I will probably do it on a day that I am more prepared and have not just gotten the shaft from my husband. Get it? Shaft? Ahahahahaha!

I am so witty.

But since I don’t feel like talking about sex right now, I obviously have not written about any of these things. Instead I am moping and blaming Leland for my lack of a quality post today.

I love blaming things on my husband.

24 comments:

Intense Guy said...

Leland!!!! You've umm...fallen down on the job and had the balls to leave us with this "limp" post.

Someone is gonna have to spank you.

The Random Blogette said...

It is always better to blame it on the husband. I do it a lot, and he usually deserves it to!

jv726 said...

Blaming ones husband is always the best thing to do in a situation like yours...or any situation :) I hope you start to feel less mopey, but everyone deserves to feel that way once in a while!

MommyLovesStilettos said...

Leland owes you big time. Make him work for it! :)

Taylor-Made Wife said...

Leland! Its not okay to bail on your woman, epsecially one so willing to have sex with you 700 time in a year. Think about that.

Frugal Vicki said...

You are STILL being nicer than me. I would be saying mean things on my blog about my hubby. And really, you have a LOT of control right now....tell Leland to get with the game boy!!

Dollface said...

next time tell him to take breaks inbetween wii to play with u!! :) xxxooo

JP said...

How is there not an adult Wii game that incorporates the balance board?

Someone needs to get on that ASAP.

Kim said...

60 times? I'm not allowed to get that far behind. You better start doing some negotiating.

Karen said...

I wonder if I can start blaming things on my Brownie Husband. (That will make more sense if you read yesterday's post...)

Christiejolu said...

I thought that was what husbands are for???

MiMi said...

Does "being blown off by your own husband" count as a sex?

Cathy said...

hahaha Mimi's comment has me cracking up!

So is it to the point that sex seems like a chore instead of like fun?

YELLOWDOG GRANNY said...

dang buddy...you messed up..wii over old lady's blog?...

carma said...

EVERYTHING is Leland's fault. Nuff said.

aladdinsane12 said...

Aw man! What a slacker! Maybe you could whip him into shape...that might lead to something... ;)

Matty said...

If you can't write about sex, you are out of your element. Maybe you should start thinking outside the "box". LOL

You and my wife have something in common. Blaming the husband.

Tracie said...

I ALWAYS blame everything on my husband. He usually deserves it.

RN Mama said...

Clearly Leland is to blame. I can't believe he would do this to all of us! Does he realize this is my favorite blog post of the week in the whole blogosphere?!

Much More Than Mommy said...

I am still laughing at MiMi's comment!!!

JenJen said...

I thought that was quality.....anything that makes me laugh and distratcts me from my own recently-failed sex life is quality!

Moooooog35 said...

Wii vs. guest posting on a blog.

I see this as a no-brainer.

That Wii ain't gonna play itself.

Aunt Juicebox said...

So he didn't put out AND he didn't write a post? Sheesh! Where's the commitment to the cause?

kristi said...

My hubs and I did it twice in one day the other day. He had a hard time walking the next day. And had the nerve to blame it on me. And no, I was not on top. LOL.