Monday, February 15, 2010

Getting Caught

I got home from work tonight and decided to sit down and check my blog before I started doing chores. Leland is in sunny Puerto Rico for work and I know how he hates coming home to a messy house, so I have decided to do a little cleaning every day so I don't have to run around like a crazy person on Thursday night.

Anyway, I was reading a few comments I had and noticed the last comment was from Mimi. MIMI IS MY MOTHER.

As I am sure you are all aware, the last post I wrote was about SEX.

My mom had told me that she doesn't read the posts I write with the words "sex" or "BJ" in the title.

I guess she changed her mind this time.

Here is the comment she left for me: Now, Yankee Girl, don't think your parents didn't know what goes on in their house. After all, you weren't a teenager, we were just a roof over your head until you went on your own. And we didn't see the condom pkg.

So I guess our mad rush up the was worth it, but then I just blew the secret by posting it on my blog. AWESOME. Don't worry, this won't keep me from writing explicit things in the future. She can handle it.

I got a good laugh out of the comment though and then called my mom. Always a good sport, she just laughed along with me. She then told me she will usually start reading my posts and then stop if they get to raunchy. I guess I just didn't add enough detail to the post and she kept reading.

Oh well. Not a big deal. My mom knows how I am and after a few glasses of wine I usually end up telling her too much anyway. I have a very cool mom and although she probably doesn't LOVE hearing me talk about my sex life, she lets me say what I want and still loves me and respects me later.

And if that comment she left wasn't enough proof of her coolness factor, let me also add a few other things that we have talked about:

1. Camel Toe
2. Moose knuckle
3. Skull-fucking
4. Beer bongs
5. My new decision to try writing for porn magazines.

Although most of those things were initially brought up by Leland, who loves to bring up topics like this just to get a rise out of my mother, she goes with the flow very well.

And SHE was the one to bring up CAMEL TOE.

So to my mother, Mimi, welcome to reading my sex stories. I know you may not like to hear about them, but always remember I am who I am because of YOU.

35 comments:

Gucci Mama said...

BWAHAHAHAHA.

skinnybitching said...

haaaaha! hilarious!! your mom sounds pretty awesome...

Anything Fits a Naked Man said...

What an AWESOME mom!! So glad it's all out in the open now!! LOL!!

Thanks for the smile! And thanks for stopping by and commenting on my blog!

kristi said...

LOL, your mom sounds soo cool!!

Monique-aka-Surferwife23 said...

Holy Crap! You got busted! AHAHAHAHAHA!! I love it. Did you get that scared "I'm busted' feeling for a second?!

Oh, and congrats to the winners (<---This is me trying hard to not be jealous.)

aladdinsane12 said...

oh my god, that's hilarious! i wish i had a mom like that- my mom is the kind of person who, after i was living with a boyfriend for 2 years, still made us sleep in separate rooms when he came to visit. ugh.

Kim said...

LOL! That's one way of getting caught! BUSTED! Good thing your too old to get grounded! And I totally do the whole putting off cleaning until the day before Brad gets home thing when he goes out of town! No matter how hard I try and just cannot get myself to clean up throughout the week! Good luck! You can do it!

michelleFFTL said...

haha my mum is really similiar to yours, nothing really phases her.
i think my two older sisters going wild has something to do with that though, i get away with a lot more.

but there's nothing worse than that OMG IM SO BUSTED feeling haha. :)
xx

Debbie said...

Your mom is too cool!

Taylor-Made Wife said...

that is hilarious!! Glad your mom can roll with the punches. I tell me mom everything...much to the Hubby's dismay sometimes :)

i am the diva said...

oh lordy, i don't know what i'd do if my mother read my blog regularly... and also - writing for porn!?? let me know how that goes!! i've thought about it several times.

Cathy said...

Bwahahaha! Love it! Cool moms are the best, except when they start thinking it's ok to talk about their sex life in front of you. That's when I just plug my ears and say "lalalalala".

My mom told me she needs to get window treatments up in the living room for when her and dad get frisky on the sofa. LALALALALA. NOT LISTENING.(or ever sitting on the sofa again).

wines constantly said...

Hahaha! Your mom is clearly a fabulous lady.

True story about my mother: in college, she used to buy me condoms, and leave the boxes lined up on my dresser for when I came home to visit. True story about my dad: for years he saw this and it somehow never freaked him out.

I love parents.

YELLOWDOG GRANNY said...

now we know why you are like you are...your cool mom..

Annie said...

hahahha!!!
sounds like you have a pretty cool mom :)

Cyndi @ 6 Ring Circus said...

I was going to say...free spirited girls like you don't just appear out of nowhere, they come from free spirited moms! So glad she didn't freak. I'm a new follower to your blog but I can already tell you I think you would do just fine writing for porn! :o)

Penny (AKA Krista) said...

That's awesome! My mom is pretty cool too... she reads my blog but I keep it pretty clean. That's mostly because people I *work* with read it... maybe I'll have to start a raunchy one just for fun! ;o)

SPEAKING FROM THE CRIB said...

this was GREAT! your mom is total coolness. my mom would slap that disapproving look on her face and that would be the end of that

randomblogette said...

Your mom sounds great! I haven't even let my mom know that I have a blog yet. She is pretty awesome though so I may let her know sooner or later!

The Grasshoppa said...

What a cool mom. Thank your lucky stars :0)

The Grasshoppa said...

Although, I *DO* have to say I find it a little hysterical that you moderate your blog comments after posting about the sex and all!! lol

Elle @ A for Effort said...

Too funny, but your mom sounds really cool.

P.S. I've passed a blog award onto you.

carma said...

can we trade moms (kidding - I think ;-)

Tracie said...

I'm jealous that your mom is so cool. I'm pretty tame in my blog but there is no way my mom could handle what I've written without getting Mrs. McBitcherson on me.

What's up with the porn writing gig? You must blog it.

Confessions From A Working Mom said...

OH MY GOSH, I can't believe she read that! That's is toooooo funny! LMAO.

So, you took all the PB stuff back? I'm impressed! I would have stashed it in a closet and brought it back out when DH (inevitably) forgot about it!

~Elizabeth
Confessions From A Working Mom

Samantha said...

Your mom sounds great, lol!!

Tickled Pink Twice said...

OMG. I'm laughing so hard right now trying not to wake the baby. How funny is your mom? I know my family reads mine (including the hubby) so I can't be as open as I would love to be. Kudos to you! Of course, like you, after a few drinks, I end up talking my parents ear off about stuff I probably shouldn't.

Stopping by from SITS.

blueviolet said...

I have a relationship like that with my daughter. She's just a college kid but I know we're gonna laugh about stuff like that no matter how old I get!

TheSingleGirl said...

I just died a little. My heart started beating all funny, because I was imagining MY Mom stumbling on something like that...

OMGOMGOMG.

Your Mom sounds cool, though.

Not that my Mom isn't.

She just doesn't know that penises exist.

*Nods*

LMAO

WhiteSockGirl aka The Fabulous Bitch said...

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! But your Mom sounds so so so cool, awesome and wicked!

I am so glad that my mother thinks the internet is just another foreign country and Google the capital city of that country... But just in case, I am doing the blog thing on the DL.

heartinhand said...

L. O. L.

Mandy's Life After 30 said...

Wow, your mom sounds AMAZING. I definitely don't talk to my mom about these kinds of things and vice versa. I hope I can with my own daughter though. You never know what we can learn from each other. ;-)

Brian Miller said...

your mom sounds pretty down to earth...cool.

Melissa said...

LOL I love it! What a cool mom.

Intense Guy said...

I guess as long as Leland doesn't start posting about MILFs its all good.

:)

p.s., 72 magnums should arrive at your house in a week or so.