I got home from work tonight and decided to sit down and check my blog before I started doing chores. Leland is in sunny Puerto Rico for work and I know how he hates coming home to a messy house, so I have decided to do a little cleaning every day so I don't have to run around like a crazy person on Thursday night.
Anyway, I was reading a few comments I had and noticed the last comment was from Mimi. MIMI IS MY MOTHER.
As I am sure you are all aware, the last post I wrote was about SEX.
My mom had told me that she doesn't read the posts I write with the words "sex" or "BJ" in the title.
I guess she changed her mind this time.
Here is the comment she left for me: Now, Yankee Girl, don't think your parents didn't know what goes on in their house. After all, you weren't a teenager, we were just a roof over your head until you went on your own. And we didn't see the condom pkg.
So I guess our mad rush up the was worth it, but then I just blew the secret by posting it on my blog. AWESOME. Don't worry, this won't keep me from writing explicit things in the future. She can handle it.
I got a good laugh out of the comment though and then called my mom. Always a good sport, she just laughed along with me. She then told me she will usually start reading my posts and then stop if they get to raunchy. I guess I just didn't add enough detail to the post and she kept reading.
Oh well. Not a big deal. My mom knows how I am and after a few glasses of wine I usually end up telling her too much anyway. I have a very cool mom and although she probably doesn't LOVE hearing me talk about my sex life, she lets me say what I want and still loves me and respects me later.
And if that comment she left wasn't enough proof of her coolness factor, let me also add a few other things that we have talked about:
1. Camel Toe
2. Moose knuckle
4. Beer bongs
5. My new decision to try writing for porn magazines.
Although most of those things were initially brought up by Leland, who loves to bring up topics like this just to get a rise out of my mother, she goes with the flow very well.
And SHE was the one to bring up CAMEL TOE.
So to my mother, Mimi, welcome to reading my sex stories. I know you may not like to hear about them, but always remember I am who I am because of YOU.