Wednesday, September 8, 2010

And We're Back -- Hump Day Hangover


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Leland gave me some alarming news and stats today. While I was at work and trying very hard to do my job (not really, but it sounds better than trying not to watch the clock), Leland sent me some texts.

The first one said: We have 165 days left (for the challenge) and 532 times to go. That means starting right now we need to have sex 3.25 times a day every single day to reach our goal.

The second one said: And that means 200 days into our adventure we’ve only had sex 168 times.

So basically what Leland said to me is that we are failing. Miserably. And that we REALLY need to get busy.

I refuse to give up and have this be just one more thing that I say I will do and then never follow through with. I guess I just thought that a year is a long time and catching up wouldn’t be a problem. Thank goddess Leland is a realist and pointed out the facts. It’s not that I don’t want to have sex, believe me, I do. The problem is that there isn’t always time. Or I have my period, or Leland is sick, or we have a weekend long wedding and we are never alone. It has come to the point where we need to make time. We need to stop being so social and just lock ourselves in the house for a few weeks.

When we started so many people thought twice a day was a lot. Now we are looking at at least 3 times a day. Good thing I have been eating a lot of yogurt.

27 comments:

The Only Girl said...

Just the thought of having sex with my husband 3 times a day every day makes me uneasy.

McVal said...

Wow. I can never tell my husband about this...

Anastasia said...

Oh you will be able to find time. There are always those deserted roads on the way home from somewhere ;)

Good luck on reaching your goal.

Intense Guy said...

I think its Leland that needs that yogurt...

Ummm... All I can say is, be very, very generous with the lubricants.

Dual Mom said...

Ummm 3 times a day everyday. That's alot. I mean 3 times a day once in a while isn't really a lot but everyday, yeah that's alot.

You go girl! I know you can do it! lol

Salt said...

At the rate that I've actually been seeing my husband lately, we would have to have sex like 23 times a day to make up the deficit.

This sounds painful.

MiMi said...

I'm laughing at Cher's comment.
Also. Don't get that infection again! Seriously.

Cristy said...

WOAH...3.25. Yikes. I mean, I love my husband and we have what I would consider a kick ass sex life, but I think I would get REALLY sick of that penis after a week of that rate!!

Don't be disappointed by your current # by the way...that's still about 6 times a week!

Leland Sage said...

As Yankee Girl’s husband, I have to say that her reasons of why we can’t have sex are easily solved. To refute her claims: She has her period = blow jobs and anal sex, I am sick = Do me anyway cause I’m always ready, Weekend long wedding and we are never alone = group sex. We could rack up lots of extra points with that last one. Just saying.

foxy said...

More power to ya, girl! I don't think I could pull that one off, but I don't doubt that you can. ;)

Coffeypot said...

Does it have to be with each other? I mean I'd be glad to help you. As a friend of course. No feelings.

carma said...

ohhhh...but you've done better than 99.9% of the population. I would not call that a failure....

RN Mama said...

Uh oh! You are really getting behind!! I have faith in you though...you can do it...you can do it all night long!

Snuggle Wasteland said...

You've already had sex more times during this challenge than The TO and I have in 16 years.

Aubrey S. said...

I think you need to add extra time for when you were injured. A broken pelvis should credit you a few extra weeks at the very least.

Cathy said...

Yikes dude. That's a lot of sex. Be careful with that 'gina of yours. And good luck!

Shell said...

I still think your number is awesome! WOW!

The Blue Zoo said...

Um, I really dont wanna know what yogurt has to with it! lol

Good luck reaching your goal.

What do you do when he's being a jerk and you just dont wanna have sex? And if hes never a jerk, dont tell me that either! lol

Mandy's Life After 30 said...

Well if anyone can do it, it's you! :-) Good luck and don't give up.

I couldn't do it, I know I couldn't. Hell we just had sex for five days in a row (only once per day) and my husband said, 'okay, we can take a break now....' LOL! :-)

kristi said...

3 times a week is a lot for us. Just sayin'.

kristi said...

3 times a week is a lot for us. Just sayin'.

Sandra said...

Well good luck...wouldn't it just have been easier to ...umm...eat chocolate every day for 365 days? I'm just sayin'...it's faster and not as messy :)

Amy said...

HOLY MOLY!! 3 TIMES A DAY!!

That number scares me Yankee girl!

Sara said...

Oh my gosh, I'm so glad you guys are back.

From now on, I will try to wear skirts a lot in support of easy access.

And I might even shave my legs TWICE a week. Just to show you guys how much I care and how committed I am to your dirty frolicking.

Kim said...

Holy crap! I can't even believe that you are even considering having sex three times a day! No way no how. I thought Leland was lucky when you said you were going to do it twice a day! No way no how am I ever mentioning this to my husband!

The Random Blogette said...

Good God Girl! I can barely get up enough energy to have sex once a week! OMG! Leland's comment almost made me pee my pants! You guys have done a great job regardless of what number you actually reach. I just can't imagine.

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