Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Hump Day Hangover 11


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Although the doctor said I could have sex at any time, I was in way too much pain during the first week after I broke my pelvis to even consider having sex. Plus, showering with a broken pelvis was extremely difficult, so I wasn't the freshest person on the planet either. I think I gave Leland one blow job during that week, just to keep him from getting cranky.

Last week I was feeling a lot better and I really needed to get laid. When I told Leland I was ready to fool around, I thought he would be pumped. Instead he told me no. He was still afraid that he would hurt me and didn't want to cause me additional pain or keep me from healing as fast as I should. After literally begging and pleading (I am sure Leland loved having me beg him for sex!) he agreed to give it a try. The only problem with this is that I needed to have a bed to have sex.

Since our bedroom is upstairs, I had been sleeping on the couch. Going up stairs was impossible right after the injury. And though we have had sex on our couch too many times to count, having a broken pelvis was very limiting. I needed a bed so I could lay down and have room to spread my legs. We decided that since I was feeling better maybe going upstairs wouldn't be so difficult anymore.

So I went upstairs. At first I tried to get upstairs on my crutches, but I have the worst sense of balance and it wasn't really working out for me. Not wanting to give up, I scooted up the stairs on my butt. A good 15 minutes later I was finally in our bedroom. When I made it to the bed, I collapsed, exhausted. But I still wanted to have sex. I had made it that far and I wasn't giving up.

A mere 30 seconds later, I realized I really had to pee. We don't have a bathroom upstairs. I tried to ignore it, but it just wasn't working. It turned into one of those moments when I had to pee RIGHT NOW. So Leland got me off the bed and helped me back downstairs. Going downstairs was a lot easier than going up and I think I made it downstairs in just under 10 minutes.

While I was sitting on the toilet peeing, Leland and I realized that we really didn't think the whole lets-go-upstairs-and-have-sex thing through. It was at that moment that we admitted defeat and we decided sex was going to have to wait a little longer.

22 comments:

Intense Guy said...

Psst, Leland!! Carry the mattress down the stairs!!!

:)

heartinhand said...

You're a braver woman than I would be. Heal well, young horn-dog!

JP said...

Wow that sucks... but what about just laying some blankets out on the living room floor?

foxy said...

Dude. Talk about dedication!! And you gave a bj when you're all jacked up?? Color me impressed....

Aubrey said...

=( Hope that situation changes soon!

Sarah Beth said...

I LOVE that your counter is stuck at 69, though! If you have to be stuck somewhere, that's a good place to be.

Tracie said...

You scooted upstairs on your butt? Girl, you are one heck of a wife!

The Random Blogette said...

Wow! You are very dedicated to this. I hope that you heal quickly. I give you props for even trying!

Mandy's Life After 30 said...

Leland is so lucky to have you! I'm sure he knows that though, right?

I hope you begin feeling better soon and don't have to scoot upstairs on your butt much longer. Although that would be a great photo that you can look back and laugh at later on....

MiMi said...

If I had to climb stairs every time I wanted to have sex, I'd never have it. And I don't even have a broken pelvis. Go figure.

RN Mama said...

You are so unbelievably dedicated!! Even if you didn't succeed, you still get the worlds best wife award for your efforts!!

Keep feeling better! How is Shorty?

Much More Than Mommy said...

I am super impressed you kept him from getting cranky.

But you're going to be okay. The Husband had a botched surgery that left him with two catheters for over a month. Then after that, he was obviously a little uncomfortable. I think we went... I want to say 2 months. Maybe more. You're already ready, so once you get the logistics worked out, you'll be good to go! (Just remember to pee before going upstairs!)

Katie said...

I'm glad that you are feeling better - I can't even imagine what you have gone and are going through!
btw - when you have time please hop over to my blog - I have an award there for you
=)
Katie

The Blue Zoo said...

Wow. You begged for sex and scooted UP stairs?!?! You are probably the most perfect wife ever.

Cathy said...

I don't know whether to laugh or cry. You were so great about getting yourself up the stairs and then your bladder had other plans. Maybe it was your body saying "wait, I'm not ready for this!". Hopefully you get some action soon!

aladdinsane12 said...

oh no! i can just imagine you scooting up the stairs on your butt...is it wrong to be grinning right now? at least you know you can do stairs now. how about the floor? too hard?

Matty said...

Every man's dream. A woman who begs for sex. Love it. Hope you are feeling better.

SPEAKING FROM THE PEW said...

there was something wrong with my post today but it has been corrected. you are up now and will be up the remainder of the weekend.

Christiejolu said...

Good Idea Intense Guy! I hope you are feeling better soon!

I have an award for you!

carma said...

wise decision. Much too exhausting to even attempt (even without the broken pelvis ;-)

Holly said...

Oh man...you could go like high-school old school days with a sleeping bag..that sounds awful.

Sara said...

I don't know how to express without sounding super creepy just how much I loved this post.

I'm sad for your pelvis and your current lack of sex, but hope you're healing and that you're able to get your freak on in no time!