Monday, May 3, 2010

Back in the Habit with Monday Minute.

I have been on hiatus for a while and am trying to get back in the swing of things. Since I have been broken and have been at home for the past two weeks, nothing all that interesting is happening with me. Since I want to start blogging again, I figured the easiest way to do that was to play along with Ian at The Daily Dose of Reality with his Monday Minute.

Here goes:

1 - How much would you have to be paid to eat a human cadaver's finger?

$30,000. I figure that would pay off my medical bills, student loans and all other debt except for my mortgage. I would eat a human finger to be debt free.

2 - Describe the worst physical fight you've ever been in.

I haven't really been in any fights. I have punched people plenty of times, but I was mostly defending myself from guys who thought they could touch any part of me that they wanted. They weren't really fights.

3 - Name one song that if you never heard it ever again, you'd be thrilled.

Anything by Miley Cyrus. When did she leave Disney Radio and infiltrate my regular radio stations?

4 - Describe the "drunkest" situation you've ever been.

A few years ago Leland and I went to Rocklahoma, a four day 80's hair band festival. We saw White Lion, Dokken, Skid Row, Warrant and Twisted Sister just to name a few. Anyway, there is something about 80's metal that makes me want to drink. And drink and drink and drink. I remember being out in the parking lot doing beer bongs with total strangers who had just become my best friends. The next thing I knew I was waking up in the car on the way back to the hotel. Apparently I passed out in the parking lot next to the car...only after flashing for the Howard Stern film crew and signing a release form that allowed them to use the footage.

5 - What's your biggest regret?

Getting my first credit card.


There you have it folks. Now that I can move around the house without having someone shadow me, I will be blogging more frequently and will start reading blogs again. I have no plans to catch up with everything I missed, because frankly, that is most likely impossible. Hopefully I won't have too much trouble picking up where you all left off!

32 comments:

Intense Guy said...

LOL @ "I'd eat a finger to be debt-free".

:) I love the way you think! Glad to see you back on your feet and getting better.

Suddenly, my breakfast plans have changed.

LuLu Lake said...

I am glad you're back to blogging. I hope you're doing much better!

The 80's I think just makes people want to drink. :-)

MommyLovesStilettos said...

Miley is so annoying!

The Random Blogette said...

Yes! I agree with your biggest regret too! I wish I would've never got that first credit card. Still paying it off years later!

I am so glad to see you back too!

heartinhand said...

I wouldn't eat a finger for less than $100,000! LOL!

I've hardly blogged lately. I'm still trying to decide what direction to take with my blog. Meh.

foxy said...

Glad to see you're back - and around the house on your own. Yay for that! There's nothing like a little independence, huh?

That 80s hair band stuff makes me laugh... I've had a time or two like that in my life.

Ian said...

That's what I'm saying. Fry that fucker on up, I'm eating it! Rocklahoma, I would love to do to that shit!

Jessica said...

LOL!

Christiejolu said...

Glad to see you back. I hate guys who think they can grab you when you walk by, I tried turning the tables one night. I had a bit much to drink and I said I was going to grab guys as they walked by...unfortunately they liked it. LOL! That sounds like a fun concert!

Aphrodite's Mortal Friend (ME) said...

Ditto on the credit card thing ... although looks like a new one to pair for my hair, hu ;-)

Mandy's Life After 30 said...

Glad you are feeling better! I hope your progress continues. Love your random list today... interesting stuff. We've probably all eaten fingers before, we just don't know it! ;-) Crazy about your Howard Stern flashing incident. Did you ever look it up to see if they used it or found it?


(oh and p.s. -- my issues are with my gallbladder. I may need to have it removed. But at least they found something and it's treatable. hopefully you and I will both be on the road to recovery soon!)

Stacy, with no E said...

You might as well throw your mortgage in there for eating that finger ... and some money to pay off a trip you might want to take so you REALLY know it was worth it. ;)

JP said...

1 - How much would you have to be paid to eat a human cadaver's finger?

Uhhh good god... I have no idea...

2 - Describe the worst physical fight you've ever been in.

Probably 7th grade... haven't been in one since... it was in the parking lot of a bank that was in between the middle school and the Five & Dime store that we used to walk to in between school letting out and our bus coming...

3 - Name one song that if you never heard it ever again, you'd be thrilled.

Any Beach Boys song...

4 - Describe the "drunkest" situation you've ever been.

Went to a NYE party... I was double fisting champagne... then Seagrams 7 and 7... The next morning I was so hung over I couldn't leave the person's apt that I crashed at... I just kept throwing up over and over and over... and you know after the first couple of times tehre's nothing left in your stomach... so it was just bile...

5 - What's your biggest regret?

Losing my job... multiple times...

MiMi said...

Dang you are cheap! 30,000 to eat a finger?
LOL!
I know where to come if I ever need someone to eat a dead person's finger for me.

Tracie said...

I regret getting my first credit card, too. Did they use the footage of you on the Howard Stern show?

kristi said...

Oh I would have to ask for at least $100,000 to eat a finger. Eww.

kristi said...

Oh I forgot to say, does Miley not sound like a man??

Heather said...

I'm just stopping by for the first time and read about your injury.Ouch. I am so sorry. I hope you are feeling much better and sounds like you have a great guy taking care of you. Thanks for stopping by my blog.

blueviolet said...

I totally get you with the credit card regret! Your price is way too low for the human finger. Up it!!! :)

Monique-aka-Surferwife23 said...

Glad you're feeling better! And I love that you would eat a finger to be debt free.

RN Mama said...

Shut the front door, you would not eat a finger for $30,000! No, no, no!!

Oh, and #5, DITTO on that one!

Samantha said...

Ugh, I hate Miley Cyrus's songs! I'd be so happy to never hear them on the radio again!

carma said...

Did the Howard Stern footage end up on his show??? I like how they are having drunk people sign releases. Leave it to Howard to push the limits of legality.

Happy to hear you are doing better!!

Mrsblogalot said...

If I ate four or five fingers I might get out of debt...seven or eight ...well that's just gravy (-:

I'm glad you are getting better!!!

Krista said...

Welcome back sweetie, it's great to see you!

I'd eat a finger to be debt free too - but I'd want a new car to get over the gross factor. ;o)

YELLOWDOG GRANNY said...

WELCOME BACK!!!!!

Much More Than Mommy said...

Howard Stern? Really? I don't know whether to laugh or cry... You probably felt the same way... Welcome back!

Aubrey said...

I hate that you hurt yourself. Please get well soon!

McVal said...

I don't think I could eat a finger to be debtfree even... wow. But it would definitely make life easier... hmmmm..

I'm glad you're feeling better and up and about!

Cathy said...

This is full of awesome. I don't even know where to start. 30k?! I would need a lot more than that to eat a human. Or any human parts.

I once gave my brother a bloody nose. I think that's the worst fight I've been in. And once I threw my drink on some douchebag. He then threw his drink on me. That was a fun night.

I'm glad you are on the mend!

aladdinsane12 said...

oh my god, rocklahoma sounds EPIC! is this something that happens every year? cuz i'm going.

and i think the world in general would be better without miley cyrus. i don't want to listen to a 16 year old sing about love.

Kim said...

I keep trying to come up with how much it would take to get me to eat a human finger and I just can't do it. Debt free sounds soooooo fabulous though but I'm already a picky eater! lol. Getting my first credit card is a HUGE regret of mine too! I can't believe that they give them to 18 year olds, there is still so much control left to learn and they just allow you to dig yourself into a hole.

I have to admit thought I kind of sort of actually like Miley Cyrus. There I said it. I can't take it back now!