Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Happy Hump Day!


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Leland and I were in bed last night, definitely not sleeping. Since we have been having a ton of sex, our sex takes on different forms from night to night. Sometimes it’s very mechanical sex. This happens when I am so tired and just want to go to sleep, or when we don’t really have time but we want to add another number to the tally. We just go through the motions and get it done as quickly as possible.

Other times it’s hot and steamy. This usually occurs after we have been having mechanical sex for a few days and we need to feel some passion again. We make it last, change positions and by the time we are done we are both out of breath and covered in sweat. It’s gross but awesome at the same time.

Last night we definitely had silly sex.

Leland was going down on me and for some reason I just couldn’t stop talking. First I was asking questions about True Blood, then I was asking for Leland to put a pillow under my ass. We were laughing about how silly we were being, having random conversations while we were having sex.

And then Leland called me a prima donna, because apparently asking for a pillow meant I thought I was like rockstar who would refuse to perform if I didn’t have a bowl of green M&Ms.

When he was done being down in my business, I was ready for some rough shagging. I was all like, Dude, let’s go. You want to know what he said to me?

I’m not a piece of meat, I need to be romanced.

And then we started laughing again and it was all downhill from there. Through the giggles and the stupid jokes we managed to have some coitus. It was not romantic, it was not hot and steamy, it was not mechanical, but it was definitely FUN.

21 comments:

Intense Guy said...

:)

So what is the count? (The counter thingy seems to be not working, at least for me).

I'll have to try that "variety" thing out.. perhap use the other hand or something...

heartinhand said...

A friend and I were just talking about you and Leland yesterday! Our concensus was "Ahhh, youth!" LOL!
Keep on keepin' on!

Gucci Mama said...

Hahaha! That's awesome.

Snuggle Wasteland said...

Woo to the hoo on your counter! I'm living vicariously through you. :)

carma said...

Leland totally cracks me up, who knew he was such a romantic ;-) what with the dead squirrel skulls and all...

Samantha said...

A little fun and silliness is good every once in a while... :)

Aubrey S. said...

lol!

StarTraci said...

Silly sex is the best!
:-)
Traci

MommyLovesStilettos said...

LOL I love that!!

MiMi said...

hahaha! that's how you know you are such good friends too. Which is so important!

RN Mama said...

Holy Shit! Hump Day is back!!! Thank you baby Jesus.

I completely understand about the need for a pillow, but now I think next time I might need those green M&M's you spoke of:)

Erin said...

I am cracking up and tears are running down my face, esp. when you asked for a pillow. LOL!

Cristy said...

You are NOT a prima donna for wanting a pillow! That adds SO much sometimes! A different angle let's say.

Keep that counter going up and up! Go romance him some! ; )

Vodka Logic said...

It all sounds fun... but silly is great, you never know what is going to happen.

Would you like some whipped cream with the M&M's...

The Random Blogette said...

Great job so far! I wish the hubs and I had more sex. We had quite a rocking night though this past Saturday after the wedding. I rocked his socks off for sure! You guys are my sex idols!

Kim said...

Hump Day is back! I'm so glad you guys haven't given up! Silly sex is some of my favorite sex, sometimes after all the stresses of the day it's nice to laugh and unwind at the same time!

The Blue Zoo said...

lol Silly sex is definitely needed every once in awhile.

Cool Gal said...

OMG...I love this post! Complete honesty I miss from so many other blogs.

You go, girl!

Salt said...

Hahaha omg I think my husband has said those exact words to me before!!

Sara said...

You can't have primal, slippery monkey sex all the time. I mean, think of all those nights when you're really gassy and bloated. You can't engage in something inspired by 9 1/2 Weeks when you're trying not to fart.

On a separate note, I pooped twice in one day a few afternoons ago and I was so excited. I really wanted to tell you.

Penelope said...

oh, what a naughty pic!

you guys are so funneee :)