Thursday, April 2, 2009

My Husband's In-Laws

Hot Husband has the best in-laws in the world.

They genuinely love him, want him around all the time, have taken the time to get to know him and they like him just as he is, and no matter what crude thing comes out of his mouth, they all laugh. The biggest problem Hot Husband has with them is that they love him too much. Because he has the most screwed up family I have ever encountered, he isn't used to people wanting to spend so much time with him. Tons of people have heard him proclaim his love for his in-laws, and his in-laws feel the same way about him. Because I have the worst in-laws in the world (though I am sure a million people would argue this with me), it blows my mind that an in-law relationship can be so healthy. My dad and Hot Husband are buddies. They text and hang out, when we are all together for family functions they can hardly be separated. My mom and Hot Husband have also bonded. They can tease each other and laugh, and they teach each other things. My mom taught Hot Husband about Polish traditions and things about religion; he taught her about Camel Toe.

My sisters have a different relationship with him, thought it too is a freakishly good relationship. The relationship between Hot Husband and my sisters has turned into a typical brother/sister relationship. He would gladly kill anyone who hurts them, and they gladly tease him and tell him he isn't good enough. Hot Husband often says how lucky he is to have such cool in-laws. It makes me wonder...

WHY CAN"T I HAVE HIS IN-LAWS!?

3 comments:

Keeper of the Skies Wife said...

He is VERY lucky to have cool in-laws. Anyone who has a friendship with their in-laws are lucky.

He taught her about camel toe?!! OMG....I laughed SO hard!

SwizzlestickMama said...

...awww.....yes, we do love Hot Husband.

Intense Guy said...

Maybe he can teach me what milf means...

I guess you should count your blessings that at least things work out well on one side of the marriage.