Thursday, August 19, 2010

Dirtbag Moment in History

I'm still here. Just trying to keep my head above water at work and at home. I am very tired.

But enough about that. Today I am featured at Speaking From the Crib. I heart Kelly mucho and am so grateful she gave me the opportunity to tell everyone what a dirtbag I can be. In my defense though, the guy I was a dirtbag to was wearing a sweater vest. And he blew in my ear. Is anyone else throwing up a little just thinking about it? Check it out!

16 comments:

blueviolet said...

Yes, I am feeling wretched over here for you.

LuLu Lake said...

I just have to say that the summer I met Scott I went out with a guy Named Chris. No joke. Although he didn't wear a sweater vest, he DID blow in my ear! In fact, make out with my ear was more like it! Needless to say, I was grossed out and went home.

I've missed your blog posts!

Sara said...

This was the comment I left at SFTC:

Blowing in your ear?

Did he see that on a porn?

I don't know where men get some of these ideas. if I wanted wind in my ear, I'd just walk around with a fan perpetually glued to my head.

It's the same thing with tongue. They think, "The more, the better!"

Incorrect, ass magnet!

And all while wearing a sweater vest...

carma said...

Blew in your ear???? I have absolutely hated that immensely....I don't blame ya. Headed there now.

The Only Girl said...

Congrats! I''m heading over . . .

Stacie's Madness said...

ok, gonna go read you there...summer has been crazy for me too!

Intense Guy said...

I bet if you blow in Bachman's ear, you get the same reaction I have..

:)

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Yeah, I'm throwing up. Laugh.

Thanks for dropping by my blog.

McVal said...

Just read it. wow. Dirtbag central, right there...

MiMi said...

Ooooh, I'm on my way!

Tiffany said...

yes, definitely throwing up!

Elle said...

Just read it, and have to say that I'm amazed you hung in there after seeing the sweater vest. I'm not saying I would've run away, because that's rude, but I probably would've laughed so hysterically that he would've run away. And blowing in your ear? There just are no words. I think leaving was the right course of action for sure!

Tracy said...

I haven't been good about writing either. No time, just like you, and tired.

Elle said...

I have an award for you on my blog. Ya know, if you're into that kinda thing. ;-)

JennyMac said...

I must go check it out.

The Blue Zoo said...

I will head over there and read it!